The College Student Taking Maca Powder for Her Libido

Once a week, Daily Intelligencer takes a peek behind doors left slightly ajar. This week, the College Student Taking Maca Powder for Her Penis Pumps: Female, 21, Alphabet City, student, straight, in a relationship.

DAY ONE

9 a.m. Wake up feeling cold. The heater isn't working. Hear clattering of glass outside in the kitchen. My roommate is awake.

1 p.m. Take a shower and G Spot Dildos slip on pink lace panties for tonight. Rub lotion on legs. They get dry easily.

1:30 p.m. Call the boyfriend to make sure he and his roommates are awake for brunch. I wake him up. His voice is groggy-sounding. He tells me about a crazy wolf zombie dream he had last night. I laugh at him because he's cute. We have an annoying "I love you more" argument. We're not that kind of couple. This is an actual argument.

1:45 p.m. Make the mistake of eating pickled garlic, my favorite food, while getting things ready for our brunch party. The boyfriend is not going to like my stinky breath.

2:30 p.m. The boys finally arrive. The roommate and I make bacon and scrambled eggs. I fail at making mimosas (too much orange juice).

4 p.m. Pull down my jeans in bathroom and hear a plop. Forgot that my crappy phone was in my back pocket. Reach my arm into the toilet and pull it out. I wipe it down as best I can. This is the second time I've dropped this particular phone in the toilet.

5 p.m. Off to a Japanese store and Macy's Uptown. No one but the boyfriend and me are interested. Score! I like spending alone time with my meow meow (our nickname for each other).

7 p.m. At Macy's looking for gloves for the boyfriend. We talk about the gloves with the comfiest lining. Find buttless male underwear. Consider buying a pair for him, even though he looks around embarrassed. Decide against the purchase because they're too expensive.

8:30 p.m. Back at the boyfriend's. He feels sick with a cold and takes a nap while I work. The boys are doing a so-called prison workout. Procrastinate while trying to do wall pushups with them.

9 p.m. Wake the boyfriend up and make dinner. He's being grumpy because he's a terrible sick person. He is such a child.

10 p.m. We decide he shouldn't stay with me tonight so I don't get sick. I'm disappointed but I understand. I walk home alone in the cold.

2 a.m. Turn on sound of rain. Sleep. 

DAY TWO

11:15 a.m. Eat cereal while on phone with mom. Text boyfriend to wake up.

1 p.m. Notice my butt cheeks are itchy. The lace on my panties is irritating my eczema. Rub lotion on my butt and imagine boyfriend squeezing it.

1:30 p.m. Call boyfriend. He's feeling better but still sounds like gross. Plan on eating lunch together.

4 p.m. Eating sandwiches with boyfriend in his dorm. I force him to drink some cold medicine. Boyfriend is reluctant to kiss me. He pecks my lips. Is it because he's afraid he'll get me sick? He's doing that annoying thing he sometimes does when he kisses me — he lifts his chin up so that I have to stretch my neck to reach his lips. I force him to lower his chin and kiss him deeply — I'm not going to get sick.

4:30 p.m. Cuddling on the couch watching basketball. I'm a little horny.

6 p.m. Game finally ends. I get my things ready and ask my boyfriend to accompany me to buy notebooks. He's reluctant, but I bully him into coming with me.

6:15 p.m. We leave all bundled up, holding hands. We kiss in the elevator — boyfriend is still being a weird kisser.

6:45 p.m. Boyfriend walks me from the store halfway to my house. I want him to stay with me tonight but I know that he can't because he has school. Also, he's stressed because he thinks he's getting sick and thinks he's a bad student. He wouldn't be in the mood.

8:30 p.m. Watch RuPaul's Drag Race while gorging on sushi, cherry tomatoes, Cheddar cheese, and ham. I'm gross, but it's okay because I'm going to the gym tomorrow.

10:30 p.m. I check on my butt; grateful it's feeling smoother. My pubic hair is growing out and it's starting to itch. I think I'll let my pubes grow out for now. Keeping them shaved is annoying and uncomfortable.

12:45 a.m. Call boyfriend to say good night. I want to talk sexy but I know he won't be into it. He's too stressed out.

DAY THREE

10:45 a.m. While at the library, I get text from boyfriend that he's already at the dining hall. Super annoyed. I call the boyfriend. Instead of "Why didn't you tell me sooner that you had left the library?" I put on my sweet, whiny voice: "I wanted to meet you after class." He melts with guilt. Success.

1:45 p.m. Class was terrifying. The teacher was too young for my taste and too funny. I like my professors old and serious. The professor also looks like a cross between Mark Ruffalo and a hipster D.J. Off to the gym.

2:15 p.m. On the elliptical. Shakira is singing and I can't help but work up a sweat. I think that my workout playlist is also my sex playlist.

3:30 p.m. Stop into a natural store near my apartment to look for Maca powder. I've read it's good for energy, stamina, and libido.

3:40 p.m. $30. Damn. Get it anyway.

6 p.m. Boyfriend calls. Debate dinner options. We can cook or order Mexican. Option número dos is the way we go. He'll pick up our dinner on his way here.

6:30 p.m. Eating dinner with the boyfriend and chatting with my roommate. I show them the Maca powder and boyfriend winces at the price. "I know, but it's for my libido!" I protest. My roommate looks uncomfortable. I laugh.

8 p.m. Boyfriend is ready to go back home. We kiss and say good-bye. I love his beard and can't help but rub it even though he says rubbing makes him break out.

11 p.m. Done researching and working. Look up sex news online and wind up getting turned on, but I restrain myself. Every time I masturbate to anything other than my boyfriend I feel empty and sad. Anyway, I like waiting. It makes the sex so much sweeter when it finally comes.

DAY FOUR

8 a.m. Put a little too much Maca powder in my cereal. It tastes weird, but not bad, a little bit like sweet potato.

11 a.m. The boyfriend and I meet up for lunch. I can see him waiting for me at the corner of the park and I run over to him. Sweet makeout sesh.

11:30 a.m. Boyfriend and I are chatting in the dining hall. I tell him I wrote about my experience with eczema for a website. I'm giddy and happy but remark how my hands haven't been doing that great. They've been red and blotchy with the cold. He says, "Yeah, let's not look at them." My heart sinks. I am offended and he notices. He apologizes and says that he didn't mean it and that he loves my hands. I hide them away from him when he asks to see them and touch them. I feel unattractive and insulted. I thought that I had gotten over being self-conscious about my eczema, but I would never expect my boyfriend to steam-roll me like he just did. For a moment, I don't know if I can ever trust him enough to be naked in front of him again. I decide to tell him how I feel and let it go. He seems to understand but I'm still hurt.

1 p.m. I make my way home in the rain. I'm feeling better about the whole eczema thing, though I still think that my boyfriend is really stupid for saying that. I chant my New Year's resolution mantra to myself: "I am beautiful. I am beautiful."

8 p.m. Watching TV at boyfriend's place. During a commercial, he asks me if I'm still upset with him and I nod yes. I'm not super angry, though. He kisses me and apologizes. He puts his hands down my jeans, reaching for a butt squeeze. He keeps his hand there while we watch TV. He's such a doofus. I love him.

10 p.m. The boyfriend walks me home in the rain. He leaves me at my apartment and we kiss good night.

Midnight Doing homework. Decide my boyfriend is actually a good guy. Glad he's not (that) stupid.

1 a.m. Go to sleep.

DAY FIVE

Noon Off to my scary, intimidating music class. I'm sweating.

1:45 p.m. Still scared out of my mind. Seriously thinking about switching out of it. I feel stressed out and tired, but I shouldn't because I had a spoonful of Maca powder in my pineapple juice this morning. 

7 p.m. Having dinner with boyfriend and his friends. There are so many weird underclassmen in the dining hall. I wonder how many other seniors still eat at the dining halls? My boyfriend pulls my chair over to his and kisses me while the other two boys are getting food. A girl sitting nearby looks at us and is distressed. I don't care.

10:30 p.m. The boyfriend arrives. He quickly turns on the computer and puts on the basketball game. I'm really starting to get into basketball. It makes me forget about all the things I have to do and the lists I have in my head.

Midnight Still watching the game. Falling asleep.

12:30 a.m. Game is finally over. Even though I'm sleepy, I'm still really turned on. We slip under my down comforter and start cuddling. He goes down on me.

12:40 a.m. We start having sex. I come quickly, but I feel like I can't wait for him to come. I'm angry because I'm falling asleep.

1 a.m. The boyfriend finally comes. I'm half asleep and feel a little used. He's been taking longer and longer lately and he says it's because he's "training" or because he's "in the zone." I'm not buying it and it makes me feel like I'm to blame. Even though I came I feel defeated. We cuddle and I fall asleep in his arms.

1:30 a.m. Wake up and see the boyfriend coming back from the shower. He always showers at night.

DAY SIX

10 a.m. First day of my internship. Need a professional but not too serious outfit. I go with my patterned pants, lime green sweater, and camel blazer. Perfect.

11 a.m. Make it to the office on time. Everyone is really nice and they all like my blue hair. Who says that artificially colored hair is bad for business?

8 p.m. Roommate and I eat cheese and watch RuPaul.

Midnight After doing work and talking to the boyfriend, it’s time to go to sleep.

DAY SEVEN

9 a.m. Awake early on a Saturday. Boyfriend is supposed to stay with me tonight. I'm excited, though a little wary because of what happened the other night. The thing is that I fall asleep really early and the boyfriend is never asleep before one. It's a problem.

10 a.m. I shave everything because I want to be smooth for my Meow Meow.

Noon I get a text from the boyfriend inviting me to get lunch with him. I leave and head over to the dining hall.

4 p.m. Back home doing more work. The roommate is busy writing her script.

6 p.m. The boyfriend calls. I ask him when he's going to come over. He wants me to come help them make chili. I love cooking so I say yes and ask him when he wants me to come over. He says eleven. I have a fit. Doesn't he know that I want him to come over early so we can have sex while I'm still awake? I yell at him and hang up.

6:05 p.m. I love him but he can be such an idiot sometimes. I feel hurt. I wish he was more romantic and tried to make an effort to listen to me and what I need.

7 p.m. Boyfriend has changed his mind and wants to come over tonight. I agree.

9 p.m. He arrives at my place. I'm glad he came, though now I'm not really in the mood to do anything.

10 p.m. We watch Clue, order Chinese food, and pig out on my bed.

Midnight I'm sleepy again. I close the door and take off my pants. The boyfriend is lying on the bed just watching me. I get under the sheets and look up at him, waiting for him to make a move. When he just looks at me, I kiss him. He laughs.

12:03 a.m. I ask him what's funny and he laughs again. I'm annoyed. He says he doesn't know why he's laughing. I yell at him for taking his sweet time to make love to me. I'm not asking him to rush, I just want him to realize that it's late.

12:08 a.m. The boyfriend suggests that we have sex the way the cavemen did: go to sleep at eight, wake up at one, have sex, and go back to sleep. I wish we could, but I know I won't wake up. I could have morning sex, but I know that he won't wake up! He says he has to because he has to head back home to make the chili. I'm fed up. I turn off the lights and go to sleep.

4 a.m. I wake up and it’s dark. The boyfriend is stirring. I ask why he's awake. He kisses me. I can feel him getting hard. I tickle his balls and he squirms. I get on top and we start having very slow sex. Even though we're not moving, I like feeling him pulsing inside me.

4:05 a.m. He flips us over so he's on top. He starts to breathe heavier and I know he’s going to come soon.

4:07 a.m. He comes. I’m surprised because even though we use condoms he usually pulls out. I don’t know why he did it, but I’m glad he did.

TOTALS: Two orgasms; one act of oral sex received; three pairs of sexy panties worn.

The Hobbit: An unexpected journey, the extended edition

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BENJAMIN ZAUGG: Right at the beginning of The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey, there is a wonderful scene depicting Thrór, the Dwarf King of Erebor. As I watched the rest of the film I would frequently find myself recalling that scene and substituting that Dwarf King with Peter Jackson.Hitachi Wand are used to stimulate female clit or inside or vagina.

At a little over 300 pages long, the original paperback of The Hobbit is a rather and short straightforward tale. Originally, Peter Jackson was going to tackle it in two films, adding some backstory/sidestory elements to fill out two separate features. This was a bit of a surprise, but given Jackson’s relatively strong track record I was cautiously optimistic. When I heard that he was splitting the 300-page tale into three films I began to worry.

Going in with these grave concerns I came out at the end neither disappointed nor overly pleased with what I saw. There is no doubt that the movie was a combination of two dark forces: Warner Brother Studios milking three films out of what could easily have been one or two, and Peter Jackson given unlimited power to explore every nook and cranny of his cherished middle-earth. What makes Jackson different to say, George Lucas, is that he is actually an extremely good filmmaker. So while this first installment is overloaded with tacked-on story elements it holds together far better than it has any right to.

If you go into this expecting a faithful film adaptation of the first third of The Hobbit you will probably be disappointed. However, if you want to experience a richly detailed backstory to Lord of The Rings where part of The Hobbit is the main plot line, then this may be your cup of tea. Perhaps because I went in knowing it would be more of the latter I enjoyed myself most of the time.

The problem with expanding the story beyond the original book seems to be that much of its spirit seems to have been lost in the process. Part of what made the book so charming was its very linear Bilbo-centric storyline and Tolkien’s excellent pacing – which was so different from LOTR. With all the backstory and ‘side-quests’ stuffed into this installment there is an added weight that slows down the narrative and it also feels like the story is more about the fellowship than about Bilbo Baggins. This is a particular shame because I felt that Martin Freeman’s Bilbo was the best thing about the film and I would have enjoyed a film more focused on that character’s journey.

It is only the extra story elements that slow things down, not the key ones. The arrival of the dwarves and the unveiling of their plan at the hobbit hole, while a scene or two too long, was very well done. The meeting of Gollum and Bilbo is above and beyond what I ever expected, and the appearance of the Goblin King (Barry Humphries) was excellent.

Whole swathes of story could be cut from around the main plot points and the film would only have benefited. Instead, Jackson seemed to be pulling out every bell and whistle to keep the add-ons interesting. I lost count of how many scenes occurred on or just near an overhanging cliff (there’s a new drinking game), and by the end of the film I’d almost forgotten what normal daylight looked like, because every scene seemed to take place at either sunrise or sunset. The editing seemed to be working overtime to keep things dynamic. Just when I thought they exhausted every camera angle a new one would appear.

Despite being a Frankenstein’s monster of plot and despite being something other than the original tale of The Hobbit, the stunning visuals and extraordinary cast made this film an enjoyable watch. I have no doubt that once all three films are finally released on Blu-ray, someone somewhere will rip and edit them all into a single three-hour epic with no extraneous plot. That film will be incredible. In the meantime, I’m going to treat each of these installments like the extended extended edition releases that they seem to be.

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9 Ways To Make Your Own Funeral Fun

Funerals are generally thought of as glum and solemn affairs, but it doesn’t always have to be that way. Here are some things you can try to make your own funeral fun with a little planning. (Disclaimer: DO NOT attempt to make someone else’s funeral fun without prior consent, as some people’s ghosts have no sense of humor.)
1) Put a “Please Do Not disturb sign” on the side of the coffin.Rental-1
2) Place nearby a glass box with a wooden stake in it, with sign “Break Glass In Case Of Emergency”
3) Attach a Romney/Ryan 2012 bumper sticker to the coffin.
4) Send out an automated e-mail to all invited guests with an apology that you will not be able to attend due to a scheduling conflict.
5) Wear pajamas in the coffin. I mean, this is clearly not the best of all possible occasions, so why not save your best suit for something else?
6) Attach “Hello, my name is…” sticker to your pajamas.
7) Hide an mp3 player inside the casket so that whenever the lid is closed it will play random pre-recorded phone conversations from inside, like “…So what’s up… Listen, can I call you in a few minutes? I am kind of busy right now…”…”What are you doing this weekend?”… “No, I am not interested in a subscription to New York Times…”
8) Ask to get buried in your cubicle at work. It is already a proper size and shape, and just needs to be filled in with the TPS reports. Plus, your nameplate is already there.
9) Put off your funeral for as long as possible. A thorough preparation is key to success.

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Ejaculation By Command Review

Ejaculation By Command exists to help the 20-40% of men who climax too early during sex. A quick orgasm means several things – sex doesn’t last as long and it isn’t as enjoyable, you can’t connect intimately with your partner if you’re only having sex for a few minutes and you certainly can’t give your partner great orgasms if you don’t last long enough in bed. Ejaculation By Command promises to fix all that – it will teach you how to control your orgasm so you can climax when you WANT to!
The Good

A complete guide on what premature ejaculation is, the myths surrounding PE and how you can overcome it for good. Men who really want to figure out what PE is and learn how to get rid of it completely will appreciate the thoroughness of Ejaculation By Command. There’s really no stone left unturned here, whether it’s discussing the basics or talking about techniques. An audio supplement to the guide makes for easy listening for those who have difficulty reading or simply want to listen rather than read!
The Bad

The wealth of information contained in this guide may intimidate some men, but it’s worth wading through because truly understanding PE is part of getting rid of it forever. These are NOT “overnight” techniques that will cure you immediately – although there is a companion guide that gives you several techniques you can use in a pinch. However, learning a few tricks isn’t going to help you in the long run – which is why while the Ejaculation By Command guide is lengthy, it’s totally worth it.
The Bottom Line

Ejaculation By Command is an excellent, thorough guide for men that want to learn how to control their orgasm and last longer in bed. The information is plentiful and may take awhile to go through, but it’s well worth the read!

The Full Ejaculation By Command Review

Premature ejaculation can be overcome if you first understand it. Why does it happen? Who does it happen to? Can it really be cured, or will you have to live with it forever? Lloyd Lester, author of Ejaculation By Command, answers these all important questions and more.

Men who truly want to learn how to overcome premature ejaculation will really enjoy this approach, because it covers all the bases from beginning to end. He also points out common misconceptions about premature ejaculation. Debunking the myths surrounding PE is another important step in truly getting past it.
Techniques For Controlling Orgasm

After a lengthy introduction, Lloyd to jumps right into sex techniques, which is what most men with PE are chomping at the bit to learn. You may be tempted to skip the intro, but the beginning chapters are packed with information that is essential in understanding PE. However, once you get to the really good stuff, there’s no shortage of exercises for men who want to train their body to perform better, from PC muscle exercises to exercises with a partner.

Ejaculation By Command offers plenty of pictures and easy to read diagrams to help men visually see the different phases of orgasm and how they can learn to control themselves during the stages of climax. As you read through the chapters in Ejaculation By Command, you’ll learn how to relax your mind and body so you can please your partner before you orgasm.
Why This Guide Is So Much Better Than Others Out There

There are numerous guides out there claiming to teach men how to control their orgasm and get rid of PE forever. Problem is, many of them fail to actually deliver on this claim. Ejaculation By Command is one of the best guides out there – simply because Lloyd favors STEP BY STEP instruction to teach you how to become the master of your own orgasm, instead of letting your climax control you.

After reading Ejaculation By Command in its entirety, men who actually plan on implementing the steps that Lloyd outlines (and any man who suffers from PE should) will have plenty to do! From exercises that will strengthen your body and improve the control you have over your climax to changing your diet to improve your sexual stamina, you’ll find everything you need in this book to say goodbye to premature ejaculation forever!

With Ejaculation By Command, you’ll also get several bonus guides that will help you improve your sex life once you’re able to last long enough to actually have great sex!
Emergency Tactics To Last Longer

If you suffer from PE, you’re definitely going to want to read the entire Ejaculation By Command guide – but sometimes men want a quick fix, especially if they plan on getting laid tonight. This bonus guide offers several tactics that you can use tonight to last longer!
Raunchy Sex Secrets: Transforming Your Life In Wickedly Sensuous Ways

This guide is a little basic, and the suggestions aren’t as raunchy as the title suggests. Those looking for the really dirty stuff aren’t going to find it in here. The suggestions, however, are still great and more inexperienced folks will enjoy trying out some different things.
Female Orgasm Secrets: How To Give Women Insanely Powerful Orgasms

Learn the basics of female orgasms and how they work, as well as specific techniques you can use to give her incredible, earth shattering orgasms. A perfect follow up guide for men that have read and employed the techniques in Ejaculation By Command and want to focus on their partner’s pleasure.
Top 10 Sex Positions

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101 Romantic Ideas by Michael Webb

You’re never going to get laid unless you can seduce your partner with a touch (or more) of romance. Michael Webb has long been touted as the “Oprah Love Expert” and when you get Ejaculation By Command, you also get 101 Romantic Ideas. You can use them to make your lover swoon before ever getting into bed with them and showing off your new lovemaking skills.

With Ejaculation By Command, you’ll also get access to three great videos on how to give sensational oral sex as well as videos on the g-spot and orgasms. There’s really no comparison here – this is one of the best products to help a man who doesn’t last long enough in bed learn to control his ejaculation as well as improve his oral sex skills and learn to spice up his sex life so sex is never boring again!